"It would be helpful if we opened up ANWR (Arctic National Wildlife Refuge). I think it's a mistake not to. And I would urge you all to travel up there and take a look at it, and you can make the determination as to how beautiful that country is." -George W. Bush, at a White House Press conference, March 29, 2001
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." Rod Stewart
#11 Flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, Her blood type is Ragu.
Q: What can a bird do that a man cannot do? A: Whistle through his pecker!
The 2 hardest things in the world for me to unhook are bras and seatbelts.
Right, Obi? Hahahahaha.
(11.25.2004 12:09:13 PM EST)
that turns me on somehow...lol
(11.25.2004 0:12:17 AM EST)
somebody hand me the jaws of life!!!
I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!
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Christmas Lights I cannot believe nobody realized what they were doing.