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Buckle Up

By: luvly1Published: 11/25/2004
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You know it's the law folks.

Buckle Up

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of

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    WOW! (0 replies)
    started by jkoett
    (11.25.2006 7:50:17 AM EST)

    Complete with a camel toe.

    I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

    That Is One Safe Way (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (11.26.2004 9:40:17 PM EST)

    To cause a lot of accidents.
    Wow. What and accessory.

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

    This is how... (0 replies)
    started by jshutt007
    (11.25.2004 10:40:53 PM EST)

    safety messages should be done.

    I can't win (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.25.2004 1:20:25 PM EST)

    The 2 hardest things in the world for me to unhook are bras and seatbelts.

    Right, Obi? Hahahahaha.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    you know (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.25.2004 12:09:13 PM EST)

    that turns me on

    quick! (0 replies)  
    started by jimbobiglotto
    (11.25.2004 0:12:17 AM EST)

    somebody hand me the jaws of life!!!

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