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Cat's on the Crapper
By: Anonymous
Published: 06/20/2000
The owner of this cat must save a lot of money on kitty litter. Question is, does the cat wipe its own ass afterward?
Cats and crappers
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started by
davel23
(06.20.2000 1:35:11 PM EST)
My cat will occasionally take a piss in the toilet. Which is kinda nice, but pretty gross considering he also drinks from it.
:)
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started by
Thebulldawg
(06.20.2000 2:36:06 AM EST)
Cat's are sooo cool! I wish my cat could do that, and flush afterwards!
U wanna fuck wit'me? Dont fuck wit'me! Cuz i'm what u'll b so dont fuck wit'me! If u had better sense u'd just step aside from da bad side o'me. Dont fuck wit'da bad side o'me. Stay away from da bad side o'me, dont fuck wit'da bad side...
Knowing cat's ...
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started by
Hannes
(06.20.2000 1:06:02 AM EST)
I would think it licks it... :^)
hey!
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started by
XorsistXtreme
(06.20.2000 0:35:51 AM EST)
I can wipe my own ass! I'm special
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