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Chat Room Shorthand

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/06/2002
 
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    Hey Babe, how R U? Ur 2 good 2 B true! (0 replies)
    started by misspk
    (12.07.2002 7:45:38 AM EST)

    Like I never heard that line B4!

    LPMMS! (lazy people make me sick!)

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    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    Shit (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (12.06.2002 8:41:05 AM EST)

    I hate those little letter things.
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    started by tjshere
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    Released From Prison Yesterday.

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    those are pretty good...and with the time I've spent in chat rooms, I wouldn't be surprised


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