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Chat Room Shorthand

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/06/2002
 
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    Hey Babe, how R U? Ur 2 good 2 B true! (0 replies)
    started by misspk
    (12.07.2002 7:45:38 AM EST)

    Like I never heard that line B4!

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