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#141 The square dance is the official dance of the state of Washington.
Yo Mama ...
is so nasty she went swimming and now we have the dead sea
One Liners
Q: Why is the Vandy football team like a possum? A: Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.
Quick Joke
Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
How far low?
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started by
kweenbee
(11.29.2002 11:48:45 AM EST)
Below the belt?
Love the country, live to pee outside!
Ahhh Sooo
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started by
roger
(11.29.2002 2:18:02 AM EST)
You likey Soupie? Me put dong in soupie, hang far low.
Ho Li Chit!
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started by
willi
(11.29.2002 1:45:50 AM EST)
I went into this restaurant and asked for the szehuan shrimp. The waiter told me, "No shrimp! Beef. Big beef!"
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
