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"But we will bring the weapons and, of course—we will bring the information forward on the weapons when they find them. And that will end up—end all this speculation. I understand there has been a lot of speculation over in Great Britain, we've got a little bit of it here, about whether or not the—whether or not the actions were based upon valid information. We can debate that all day long, until the truth shows up." —Bush, unwavering in his certainty that one way or another WMDs will appear in Iraq Source: The White House, "President Bush, Prime Minister Blair Discuss War on Terrorism," July 17, 2003
 
 

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Christmas Lights

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/25/2002
 
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I like this idea. Very funny.

Christmas Lights

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    lol (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.12.2003 9:41:15 AM EST)

    this one was great...

    I fell too... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (12.25.2002 4:57:48 PM EST)

    short fall off the wagon, I wish I fell off the roof instead. OUCHHHHHHH>

    This reminds me....... (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (12.25.2002 1:33:00 PM EST)

    Of one of my heroes. Tim "the toolman" Taylor. MORE POWER!!

    Well...MY neighbors... (0 replies)
    started by misspk
    (12.25.2002 12:34:50 PM EST)

    Would think it's just another one of my kinky sex rituals and pull up a chair and watch.

    Hey, I could charge for demonstrations, but that would just be creepy...and most likely illegal.

    Oh My PK, it's time to put down the eggnog!

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    My neighbors ..... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (12.25.2002 10:18:05 AM EST)

    would just let me hang there and suffer.

    that's pretty good (0 replies)  
    started by suicideking
    (12.25.2002 1:24:47 AM EST)

    I wouldn't take it down anyways. bastards.


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