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Classic Antique

By: sasksquatchPublished: 03/20/2003
 
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Tim the Toolman must have inspired this ad.

The attachment is written like a classic car advertisement; however, it is actually a tribute to a guy's wife celebrating her 50th birthday.

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    did you get that out of the leader post (0 replies)
    started by donutncoffee
    (03.21.2003 3:35:10 PM EST)

    wahahahaha i remember seeing that ad

    Very funny ...... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.20.2003 9:29:13 AM EST)

    "rear End OK" LOL.
    I'll bet she will really Howl if you overload her rear end though.

    LMAO @ rings replaced in 1989

    What about her "Duel Exhaust"?
    I'll need to check that out.

    I'm going to ..... (0 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (03.20.2003 8:10:42 AM EST)

    write on of these for the mother in law. I can tell you it won't be anywhere near as complimentary.

    Hahahaha

    TJ is a huge Dick

    Haha, kwite klever (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.20.2003 1:57:11 AM EST)

    LMAO @ big headlights! Good job, Saskman, ^5!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    WOW - a Sasksquatch Submission (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (03.20.2003 0:26:50 AM EST)


    hadn't seen one of those in awhile.

    Tis a funny one too Sask.

    Sorry I can't give you but 5 goofballs

    here catch....


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