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Cock Licker

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 10/02/2002
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I don't have one but you can lick his for good luck.

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    Hahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (10.05.2002 11:39:41 PM EST)

    Marvin, circa, 2022. LMAO

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Hey Sleepwalker (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.02.2002 7:32:25 AM EST)

    you can lick mine for Good Luck if you want. LOL

    Where is this... (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (10.02.2002 7:05:22 AM EST)

    Picture from? An Afghanistan gay porn site?

    Is that all ? (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (10.02.2002 4:33:43 AM EST)


    I gotta admit... (0 replies)  
    started by jimbobiglotto
    (10.02.2002 1:04:14 AM EST)

    If MY cock was gonna fight, I'd wanna kiss it good bye, too!
    ...come to think of it, even if it WASN'T gonna fight, I'd wanna do that!

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