"Every woman in Iraq is better off because the rape rooms and torture chambers of Saddam Hussein are forever closed." Bush, remarks on "Efforts to Globally Promote Women's Human Rights," March 12, 2004
The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe. Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia
#148 The tallest man was 8 ft. 11 in.
Yo Mama ...
is like a refrigerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her!
Q: Why can`t lesbians put on makeup and diet at the same time? A: Because it`s hard to eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay sitting on your face!
I gotta admit...
(10.02.2002 1:04:14 AM EST)
If MY cock was gonna fight, I'd wanna kiss it good bye, too!
...come to think of it, even if it WASN'T gonna fight, I'd wanna do that!
This is it, folks! -I don't dance!
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Christmas Lights I cannot believe nobody realized what they were doing.