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if a gynecologist's wife has a really pretty pussy.
I mean, he gets to look at so many, you'd think he'd pick out a really nice one.
Cold or not
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started by
tjshere
(08.21.2003 2:44:25 AM EST)
His patients really like his bedside manner.
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