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Coming Out
By: Anonymous
Published: 06/21/2000
Looks like there's a weight off his shoulders now that he's gotten his feelings off his chest.
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lmfao
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started by
bigjohn2
(08.12.2003 9:06:16 PM EST)
he probably feels alot better now...
well...
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started by
murrychrima2
(06.25.2000 11:41:54 AM EST)
I'm a lesbian trapped inside a lesbians body...What a quinkidink!
no comment.
Hey
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started by
showboat
(06.21.2000 10:30:12 PM EST)
I was always saying that I was a lesbian trapped in a mans body ever since I was born, and I still am a lesbian till I die.....
NudistLover
hi
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started by
SillyDog
(06.21.2000 9:53:07 PM EST)
my first post
stupid
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started by
deeznutz
(06.21.2000 0:34:10 AM EST)
i bet he still get's no pussy
deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!
first
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started by
dolcie
(06.21.2000 0:24:50 AM EST)
that is sad very very sad
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