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Cows For Sale

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 07/23/2003
 
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Well how used are they?

Editor's Note: Roger? What do YOU know about this?

Cows For Sale

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    The question is... (2 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (07.23.2003 11:30:13 PM EST)

    can you still sneak up on them from behind with milk crates tied to your boots?

    well (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (07.23.2003 8:53:01 PM EST)

    how many miles are on these cows?

    Cows in sheeps clothing? (0 replies)
    started by misspk
    (07.23.2003 10:31:23 AM EST)

    My guess is they come with pet names.

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    If'n there Roger's cows ..... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.23.2003 6:33:46 AM EST)


    just how used could they be?
    Waaaa Hahahahahaha

    I'll bet....... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.23.2003 4:02:14 AM EST)

    He puts wool coats on them first.

    LMAO here!! Good job SW & staff.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I swear Mr Editor (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (07.23.2003 0:26:26 AM EST)


    I only used 'em once. Well except for the one I finally got stump broken. I asked them not to sell her though.

    hahahahahaha

    damn smart ass editors..

    hmpft!!!




    Gotta ask.. (1 reply)  
    started by oxbrain
    (07.23.2003 0:24:05 AM EST)

    Is it a Moo-ving sale?

    nyuk nyuk

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