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Bulemics love it!
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willi
(01.22.2004 8:26:15 PM EST)
With the added stimulation, they were able to regurgitate 50 percent faster and longer.
damn
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bigjohn2
(01.21.2004 8:21:24 PM EST)
this is on tv all the time....lol
Ummmmmm
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tjshere
(01.21.2004 1:25:16 AM EST)
Just what was she doing to make her finger so sore it needs a massage? ;^)
Hehehehe, good one, JJ. ^5, thanks and congrats on your first posted submission. Keep `em coming, my man.
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