"I think the American people - I hope the American–I don't think, let me - I hope the American people trust me." - Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2002
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"Sit by the homely girl - you'll look good by comparison." — Advice from Debra Maffett, Miss America 1983
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#91 There are more telephones then people in Washington D.C.
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is so stupid she stole free bread.
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Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A: The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
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