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take cover
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started by
bigjohn2
(08.15.2003 10:44:19 PM EST)
I gotta fart
Gas!
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(11.05.2000 11:38:49 PM EST)
I feel edgy to think that at any given second I can go up in a blaze of glory,need to lay off the Mexican Food!
wow
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(10.12.2000 10:57:04 PM EST)
what an observant one our anonymous friend below me is. you tell 'em tiger
Where would we be without public officials to quote?
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
Oh boy
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(10.12.2000 10:38:21 AM EST)
It's dangerous when you put a scanner into the hands of an goofball. Not only does the headline get cut off, the text is hardly readable. But I guess the funny part is the quote about having gas and that's all that matters.
Hey!
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started by
tjshere
(10.12.2000 4:11:38 AM EST)
This guy must know my ex wife.
Trust me, I'm old.....but who am I and why am I here?
ANYBODY
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started by
donut38
(10.12.2000 1:35:02 AM EST)
GOT A MATCH
ANYBODY
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started by
donut38
(10.12.2000 1:34:11 AM EST)
GOT A MATCH
First...
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started by
mizike
(10.12.2000 0:39:33 AM EST)
I agree, avoid those beans fellow goofballers.
I think I'm gonna puke...
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