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Deer Calculator

By: acidintervalPublished: 08/01/2002
 
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Apparantly this is a good place to hit deer with your vehicle.

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    started by thegrandpatron
    (08.01.2002 7:31:40 AM EST)

    3 for me
    and
    2 for the wife.

    I've also had a Turkey,
    to many Rabbits to count,
    many Birds,
    and a squirrel or two.

    alternatively (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (08.01.2002 4:15:16 AM EST)

    Running Deer has jumped on 21 motorists ?

    I guess that.. (0 replies)  
    started by bigdadlong
    (08.01.2002 3:10:06 AM EST)

    hillbilly must have ran out of toes!

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