"Speaking about barbaric regimes, we must deal with probably one of the most—not probably—one of the most real threats we face, and that is the idea of a barbaric regime teaming up with a terrorist network and providing weapons of mass destruction to hold the United States and our allies and our friends blackmail."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Alexander for Senate Luncheon," Sept. 17, 2002
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Yo Mama ...
is so slutty John Holmes just looked at her and got AIDS
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Most likley the second biggest hole on her body.
Trample The Weak Heardle The Dead!
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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