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"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949
#133 Honeybees navigate by using the sun as a compass.
Yo Mama ...
is so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? A: Well Hung.
Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.
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