"And when we find children trapped in schools which will not teach and will not change, as a society we must demand something better, because there is no second-rate children in America." Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Remarks by the President at Chris Chocola for Congress, and Indiana Victory 2002 Finance Dinner," Sept. 5, 2002
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"Sponges grow in the ocean ... that kills me. I wonder how much deeper theoceans would be if that didn't happen." — Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#200 The first country to use postcards was Austria.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between sin and shame? A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
The area is clean as a whistle with no trash.
I also noticed that there weren’t any stray dogs around either.
Perils Of Pet Ownership
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In an Asian neighborhood.
The dish is called Moo Goo yer Dog Gon.
An end with horror is better than horror without end.
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An end with horror is better than horror without end.
