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She probably looks just as good riding towards you too.
Now, if all the bikers
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started by
elwood
(09.13.2004 9:09:54 AM EST)
on HWY 6 looked like this
I wouldn't get so irritated w/ them.
In fact, I'd be happy they were on the road!
You know me...
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started by
luvly1
(09.13.2004 0:31:24 AM EST)
I'd have to opt for passing.
;-)
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