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Ducks On Drugs

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 07/22/2003
 
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It's not what it's quacked up to be...

Ducks On Drugs

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    Just... (0 replies)
    started by lulu
    (07.22.2003 10:27:56 PM EST)

    ...SAY NO!

    Seegnature? We don't need no steenking seegnature!

    now thats (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (07.22.2003 8:41:06 PM EST)

    goood....lol

    Quack Whore (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.22.2003 5:51:11 PM EST)


    Now that's funny.

    Well now... (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (07.22.2003 4:57:46 PM EST)

    At least the make up matches the purse!

    Hey, do ducks wear thongs?

    This is a real groaner.... (0 replies)
    started by misspk
    (07.22.2003 10:51:47 AM EST)

    But it did quack me up!

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    LMAO (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.22.2003 1:39:03 AM EST)

    I'll bet she gives great bill.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Now this (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (07.22.2003 0:29:30 AM EST)


    is some funny shit... LMAO

    I hope LadyBug sees this.

    Hey LadyBug, I don't know if I could cut and paste your face on this or not..hahahaha

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