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    Easy Method Driving School

    By: AnonymousPublished: 08/09/2000
     
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    See what you get when you decide to go to a discount driving school. (do you think they''ll pass her?)

    Easy Method Driving School

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    well she (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.13.2003 10:07:32 PM EST)

    gets an A+ for the how to crash your vehicle ....lmfao

    You Gotta Notice (0 replies)
    started by Chronicuser
    (08.18.2000 11:44:52 AM EST)

    Blonde, female.....what the hell else could have come from this situation?

    Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places, if you look at it right.

    hey (0 replies)
    started by hippie27
    (08.12.2000 0:33:56 AM EST)

    its stupid cunts like this that make us women (who do know how to drive) look bad

    ooopps I Did it again!! (0 replies)
    started by John18
    (08.11.2000 11:34:22 AM EST)

    that dumb cunt

    OH Shit You Ho!!

    not suprised (0 replies)
    started by hardball
    (08.11.2000 10:36:30 AM EST)

    A woman behind the wheel and the car is totaled,what a suprise.

    Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.

    Crash Test Dummie! (0 replies)
    started by AcidInterval
    (08.10.2000 3:56:30 AM EST)

    When you learn to snow ski, they teach you the right way to fall down. I don't this is the right way to crash tho...

    Did I just say that outloud?

    is it (0 replies)
    started by Albatros
    (08.09.2000 3:48:33 PM EST)

    I wonder if there is a connection between the crashed car and the woman driver. . . keep wm OFF the roads! lol If ya want PK, you can ride on me, i mean with me to work.



    This Place is FUBAR!

    yo... (0 replies)
    started by thatcuteguy
    (08.09.2000 1:46:51 PM EST)

    that's fucked up. yeah, she's traumitized. not driving for a coupla years. yep.

    hot monkey sex hanging from a ceiling fan.

    Johnny Cochran is in the.... (0 replies)
    started by burlingtony
    (08.09.2000 11:00:17 AM EST)

    passenger's seat. He'll be able to get her off.....then she can get him off. Eerie but....her face....it looks like....Nicole Brown Simpson. Isn't it ironic....don't you think.

    Instructor has snapped! (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (08.09.2000 10:35:50 AM EST)

    Instructor thinking: "I have a brake. Why didn't I use it?"

    The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    this is true (0 replies)
    started by bat
    (08.09.2000 8:24:22 AM EST)

    nobody seems to know what the hell they are doing anyway, so fuck it!

    Love your country,Question your government.

    Makes sense... (0 replies)
    started by oliverclozoff
    (08.09.2000 1:47:41 AM EST)

    Driving like an idiot IS easy. Hell, anybody can do it, and damned near everybody does!



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    Go Speed Racer (0 replies)
    started by fish325
    (08.09.2000 1:43:18 AM EST)

    Is the instructor smiling?

    Uhh, Ma'am, (0 replies)  
    started by AnonymousFrog
    (08.09.2000 0:09:23 AM EST)

    The red light doesn't mean speed up. No, not even a flashing red light. No, not even the flashing red light on top of the car you hit. Don't worry, Ma'am. This way, we won't have to call the police. You've already found them. Hopefully he can still use his radio to have someone come and pry him out of the car. He may even get to keep his legs.

    Anonymous Frog

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