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Escalator Out Of Order

By: luvly1Published: 11/23/2004
 
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The alternative sounds much better anyway.

Escalator Out Of Order

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    it wont (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.24.2004 8:46:48 PM EST)

    raise you to high though

    Elevator... (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (11.23.2004 0:23:09 AM EST)

    going up?

    ;-)

    That Must Be Exhausting Work (0 replies)  
    started by obxbeachbum
    (11.23.2004 0:18:41 AM EST)

    Considering how many hours stores are open for business.
    Of course, my pants open for business at all hours.

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