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JohnnyKatoom
(11.25.2000 10:16:32 AM EST)
why is it yellow? That can't be good for the environment.
nice distance
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sstarr10
(11.25.2000 9:03:52 AM EST)
he will be wiping with a snow cone
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(11.09.2000 4:01:22 AM EST)
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(10.06.2000 11:41:22 PM EST)
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.30.2000 4:07:22 PM EST)
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(06.24.2000 2:21:59 AM EST)
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...might as well go for soda...
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