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JohnnyKatoom
(11.25.2000 10:16:32 AM EST)
why is it yellow? That can't be good for the environment.
nice distance
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started by
sstarr10
(11.25.2000 9:03:52 AM EST)
he will be wiping with a snow cone
Ooouch
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coupe
(11.09.2000 4:01:22 AM EST)
Man! See what happens when you eat at TACO BELL!!!
ass on fire
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wilke
(10.06.2000 11:41:22 PM EST)
that hurts
yo quiero taco bell !!!
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.30.2000 4:07:22 PM EST)
what do you eat to turn your feces that shade of brown? does it take a steady diet of goulden's mustard and summer squash !!!
I am #1
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Hooligan
(06.24.2000 2:21:59 AM EST)
Woohooooo
...might as well go for soda...
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