"I appreciate people's opinions, but I'm more interested in news. And the best way to get the news is from objective sources, and the most objective sources I have are people on my staff who tell me what's happening in the world." —Bush, redefining "objectivity." Source: CNN, "Bush 'Not Paying Attention' to Democratic Race: President Getting His News From Aides," Sept. 23, 2003
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#183 The Capitol building in Washington DC has 365 steps to represent every day of the year.
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Q. Did you hear about the Polish Special Forces? A. They raided Macy's because they heard Bed Linen was on the 4th floor.
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JohnnyKatoom
(11.25.2000 10:16:32 AM EST)
why is it yellow? That can't be good for the environment.
nice distance
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sstarr10
(11.25.2000 9:03:52 AM EST)
he will be wiping with a snow cone
Ooouch
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coupe
(11.09.2000 4:01:22 AM EST)
Man! See what happens when you eat at TACO BELL!!!
ass on fire
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wilke
(10.06.2000 11:41:22 PM EST)
that hurts
yo quiero taco bell !!!
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.30.2000 4:07:22 PM EST)
what do you eat to turn your feces that shade of brown? does it take a steady diet of goulden's mustard and summer squash !!!
I am #1
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Hooligan
(06.24.2000 2:21:59 AM EST)
Woohooooo
...might as well go for soda...
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