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hahahahaha
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bigjohn2
(08.11.2003 9:00:50 PM EST)
thats too funny
Thinking out loud.
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started by
JohnnyKatoom
(03.07.2001 9:47:09 PM EST)
You know what? I bet humans taste really good, after all look what we eat compared to what we feed cattle and such...We eat other mammals, humans are mammals? Just a thought.
HAHAHA
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LOVABOY13
(07.10.2000 7:51:34 PM EST)
ITS WILL!!! YOU KNOW WHO IM TALKING ABOUT
IM FIRST!!!!!
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