"I would have to ask the questioner. I haven't had a chance to ask the questioners the question they've been questioning. On the other hand, I firmly believe she'll be a fine secretary of labor. And I've got confidence in Linda Chavez. She is a - she'll bring an interesting perspective to the Labor Department." - Austin, Texas, Jan. 8, 2001
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...Hidden headlights. Well this is the censored scetion.
Man!
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started by
comic
(12.17.2001 8:52:25 AM EST)
Would I ever like to fuck that car!
Love a comic
Well..
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started by
bigswifty
(12.17.2001 8:20:58 AM EST)
I'd like to see it run with the top down.
I'd have to take it out for a high-speed test run to make sure there were no noxious emissions from the tail pipe (hope its not chlie night!)
And finally I'll have to check under the hood, or at least peek under the fender skirts to check for rust or scales!!
I would say
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started by
obiwan
(12.17.2001 6:37:56 AM EST)
he's talking about silicon modifications. No matter anyway.
~Obiwan~
Damn!
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started by
tjshere
(12.17.2001 3:49:47 AM EST)
They are both way too expensive and high-maintenance for me. I sure would like to climb aboard and go for a test-ride though. I just hope she doesn't have a rear spoiler.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
But ....?
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started by
phoenix76
(12.17.2001 3:40:00 AM EST)
But which is for sale, which one is the free gift?! The guy posting this ad didnt make it clear...
Geez, these guys...
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started by
jason13
(12.17.2001 0:34:46 AM EST)
... who are never happy and always trading in perfectly good models for a newer one.
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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