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By: acidintervalPublished: 07/03/2007
 
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Spray-painting the side of your house does not increase its perceived value.

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    ARTICLE FORUM THREAD  
    Title: He can't afford a sign.....
    By: apeman0817
    Date: 07.04.2007 5:49 PM EST

    but he can afford a can of spray paint, must be the fumes.....

    Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.

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    but he can afford a can of spray paint, must be the fumes.....

    Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.


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