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is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
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That works, too. It's just a shame the idiot doesn't know the abbreviation for pounds is "Lbs." I guess he didn't get off his lazy ass and go to class.
hahahahahaha
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kweenbee
(02.16.2002 0:39:36 AM EST)
He could lose 200 lbs of fat by getting a divorce.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
Hehehehe
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started by
tjshere
(02.16.2002 0:20:00 AM EST)
He could lose 10 Bls. of useless fat by cutting off his head.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
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