"It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots." -George W. Bush, in remarks to the University of Nebraska women's volleyball team, the 2001 national champions, May 31, 2001
Random Quote
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." — Mae West
Snapple Facts
#2 Animals that lay eggs dont have belly buttons.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she dances she makes the band skip.
One Liners
Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A: Shoot him again.
Quick Joke
Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
Don't stop. Isn't that what you're always telling me?
hehehe
Hey Sleepwalker
(1 reply)
started by
simonsez
(10.05.2003 9:53:47 AM EST)
if you come to visit me I promise you won't get screwed. hammered mabey, but not screwed.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
*SW2K*
