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No risk of AIDS there.

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    Forget AIDS, that's the best poster (0 replies)
    started by crazyfingers
    (07.28.2003 11:05:02 PM EST)

    to encourage birth control I've ever seen! Hahahaha!

    Nice shot!

    weirdos (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (07.28.2003 9:04:48 PM EST)

    the bunch of

    he aint got aids yet (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (07.28.2003 2:55:19 PM EST)

    but it sure looks like mabey this kid has already caught a good dose of gay

    I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

    looks like Harry and (3 replies)
    started by meesha
    (07.28.2003 12:24:14 PM EST)

    BDL are reading for a night of fun lovin'....



    Safe perhaps, (0 replies)
    started by misspk
    (07.28.2003 8:31:14 AM EST)

    But I wouldn't be with anyone who requires one. I'd choose a rubber toy over a plastic boy anytime :-)

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    Very good (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.28.2003 6:09:34 AM EST)

    It also helps to control his body odor problem.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Well (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (07.28.2003 0:19:56 AM EST)

    they both look like carriers

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