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Gas Prices

By: HellBentPublished: 07/04/2001
 
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At least Tom runs an honest business.

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    Pump gas and get pumped at the same time! (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (07.05.2001 10:13:48 AM EST)

    I hear Texico is now accepting your first born.

    Think about this.... (0 replies)
    started by briredfern
    (07.05.2001 9:25:31 AM EST)

    A gallon of gas is STILL cheaper then a gallon of nice store bought water.

    Kinda' makes you wonder don't it? Either you're getting ripped off for water (probably) or our country is raping someone for the gas we use (most definitely).

    I smell like a hippy in this outfit......

    I'm with you Meesha (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (07.04.2001 9:06:07 AM EST)

    Lets just sit in the shade and pop tops all day!!

    I'll be right over, don' start without me.

    REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!

    Or (0 replies)
    started by meesha
    (07.04.2001 2:09:57 AM EST)

    cheaper to just quit work, stay at home and drink beer all day!

    *meow*

    Soon (0 replies)  
    started by sted5
    (07.04.2001 0:47:50 AM EST)

    It will be cheeper to run the car on whisky

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