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Gene Pool Lifeguards

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 08/18/2000
 
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The harshest, yet surefire, way to get rid of an ugly chick.

Gene Pool Lifeguards

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well (0 replies)
started by bigjohn2
(08.13.2003 9:49:20 PM EST)

I fail to find the humor in it

For intelligent posts....... (1 reply)
started by burlingtony
(08.18.2000 3:37:36 PM EST)

see what MissPK has to say.

P

K

P

K......

Avoid socialism at all costs. Self reliance--self respect--and self preservation. The government which rules least---rules best.

WHAT (2 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.18.2000 3:30:05 PM EST)

I AM BACK1

Some People... (0 replies)
started by MissPK
(08.18.2000 12:39:48 PM EST)

...should NOT take a dip in the gene pool if you know what I mean.

*wink,giggle,blush*

Those are guys.... (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(08.18.2000 10:37:05 AM EST)

...that are desperatly trying NOT to get laid.

The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

like (0 replies)
started by bat
(08.18.2000 8:13:25 AM EST)

whatever

Love your country,Question your government.

That would be funny..... (0 replies)
started by burlingtony
(08.18.2000 3:20:45 AM EST)

to Steven Wright. MissPK will come along and make it better.

Avoid socialism at all costs. Self reliance--self respect--and self preservation. The government which rules least---rules best.

If I was... (0 replies)
started by Lauryn
(08.18.2000 1:48:42 AM EST)

...an ugly chick I would be offended. But I'm not. So I ain't. ;o)

Now I know how far you'd go to be the next freak show American psycho.

Why a lifeguard? (0 replies)
started by oliverclozoff
(08.18.2000 1:16:11 AM EST)


I thought the point was to let 'em drown.



I love women. I think they should all be put over a pedestal.

give it to me baby (0 replies)  
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.18.2000 0:31:23 AM EST)

it must hurt sucking so bad

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