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Great Car Ad

By: obiwanPublished: 12/30/2007
 
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And for the lazy bastards here 112 Km/h is 69 miles/h

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    dangit (0 replies)
    started by spotcat
    (12.31.2007 0:51:30 AM EST)

    heck, trying to edit my post..
    anyway, what I didnt notice before was it said top speed 112 Km/h
    BACKWARDS! Like in reverse

    if it's 211Km/h (0 replies)
    started by spotcat
    (12.31.2007 0:49:18 AM EST)

    then it's about 132mph, as the conversion from Km/h to mph is 8/5.
    Unless it's one of the electric cars, then 69mph isn't really all that bad.
    If anyone else is old, they might remember when, " The U.S. is Going Metric!" (hah) years ago and may recall the highway signs of 88Km/h underlined by 55 mph.
    Either way, it's a pretty car.

    if it's 211Km/h (1 reply)
    started by spotcat
    (12.31.2007 0:47:08 AM EST)

    then it's about 132mph, as the conversion from Km/h to mph is 8/5.
    Unless it's one of the electric cars, then 69mph isn't really all that bad.
    If anyone else is old, they might remember when, " The U.S. is Going Metric!" (hah) years ago and may recall the highway signs of 88Km/h underlined by 55 mph.
    Either way, it's a pretty car.

    I think they mean 211 Km/h (0 replies)
    started by apeman0817
    (12.30.2007 9:48:11 PM EST)

    which is closer to 170 mph, I believe.

    Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.

    Who ya callin' lazy? (0 replies)  
    started by ajk454
    (12.30.2007 9:50:42 AM EST)

    Where's my calculator......

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