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Great Players

By: skunkmanPublished: 05/04/2002
 
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They are great players but need a timeout every 20 minutes.

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    cokehead what what whattttt? (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (05.05.2002 1:47:04 PM EST)

    they can play on my team any day...you know someone all hopped up on coke pretty much is a racing ball of fury who isn't all too aware of their state at present, so they'll hit harder and run faster, and generally smash the shit out of the opposing team....yipppeeeee


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    Killers are silent

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    started by tjshere
    (05.04.2002 11:43:18 AM EST)

    Their team mate, Dick.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Two of (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.04.2002 8:12:25 AM EST)

    Lawrence Taylor's sons, playing "HIGH" school ball.

    Every 20 minutes ? (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (05.04.2002 3:47:23 AM EST)

    this isnt American Football then I take it.

    A wanna be their... (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (05.04.2002 1:46:43 AM EST)

    water girl!!!!!

    Yippy-ki-yay!

    Is he wearing a condom on his head? (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (05.04.2002 0:16:17 AM EST)


    I can't believe the things they put on their heads these days.


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