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OOOOHHHHH!!!!
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started by
dirkdiggler
(06.26.2005 12:47:21 PM EST)
I get it, he ate nothing but slimfast becoming violently malnourished forcing the guards to take him to sick bay.
Duckfudder-something to think about.
Somehow
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tjshere
(06.26.2005 10:23:15 AM EST)
I can't see Tommy Lasorda fitting through those bars.
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