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Happy First Birthday

By: thecriticPublished: 11/27/2003
 
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A Guy goes to the bakery and picks up his son's birthday cake, then he goes by the doctor's office to get his blood work results. He finds out the kid ain't his. He stops at Texaco and uses the restroom and leaves. Now the photo.

Happy First Birthday

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    Hahahaha (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.27.2003 11:28:32 AM EST)


    Piss on you AND your birthday, you little bastard.

    LOL! Damn, that's cold!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    damn (0 replies)  
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.27.2003 10:14:04 AM EST)

    thats a bummer..

    BIGJOHN2

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