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    Pole Position (1 reply)
    started by babybear
    (06.14.2007 7:34:42 AM EST)

    for Ferrari once again.

    That Must Be (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (06.13.2007 10:04:29 PM EST)

    One solid pole. It is not even leaning over from the crash.

    This is kinda like (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.13.2007 7:36:57 AM EST)

    the Paris Hilton jail scenario, that is happening right now.
    Itís bad for the person this happened to,
    but everybody else is enjoying the hell out of it.

    uhmm (0 replies)  
    started by leadj
    (06.13.2007 0:46:29 AM EST)

    that would suck is not responsible for any content which individual users post. reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.

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