"If you want to build a big project and you can't get insurance because of what the terrorists have done for America, you can put the project aside." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Rally at Oakland County Airport," Oct. 14, 2002
"I spilled spot remover on my dog...now he's gone." Steven Wright, Comedian
#196 If you doubled one penny enery day for 30 days, you would have $5, 368, 709. 12#197 The first person crossed Niagra Falls by tightrope in 1859.
Yo Mama ...
so stupid she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A: A cherry float.
the Paris Hilton jail scenario, that is happening right now.
It’s bad for the person this happened to,
but everybody else is enjoying the hell out of it.
(06.13.2007 0:46:29 AM EST)
that would suck
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