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    High Five Squirrel

    By: somebunnyPublished: 02/18/2006
     
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    Well maybe it's not all that high, but I think it's a squirrel.

    High Five Squirrel

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    What's up with his ears??? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.18.2006 10:03:37 AM EST)


    Well, I suppose I might look like that, too, if someone buried my nuts.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    squirells (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (02.18.2006 9:28:52 AM EST)

    are friendly..lol

    Is that TJ? (1 reply)
    started by j9nh
    (02.18.2006 7:24:08 AM EST)

    Not the squirrel ... the guy! ;^) Actually, the squirrel reminds my of my kitty ... she gives High 5's, too!

    uhmm (0 replies)  
    started by leadj
    (02.18.2006 0:51:02 AM EST)

    while the first squirrel distracts him, a second squirrel comes from behind, steals his wallet and calls him a nancy boy!

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