"We will be steadfast and strong in our desire to make the world more free."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush at 'Simon for Governor' Luncheon," Aug. 23, 2002
Random Quote
"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer." — Douglas Adams
Snapple Facts
#173 Chinese is the most spoken language in the world.
Yo Mama ...
has no ears.... I seen the bitch trying on sunglasses
One Liners
Q: What does it mean when the flag at the post offiice is flying at half-mast? A: They're hiring.
You must register to participate in this discussion.
Well, you must admit....
(0 replies)
started by
apeman0817
(07.04.2007 5:51:51 PM EST)
he'll be ever so popular with the ladies....and envied my the men. Just think, walking into a bar "Hey everyone, here comes Horse Dick!!" The women will faint and the guys will cower in fear.
Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.
easy street!!
(0 replies)
started by
bigswifty
(07.02.2007 9:08:58 AM EST)
How cool is that? Having a nick name for your tally-wanger right off the bat!!
Everyday is gonna be this kids lucky prom night for the rest of his life!!!
well hell boy
(0 replies)
started by
bigdadlong
(07.02.2007 2:07:39 AM EST)
it could work out quite nicely for the fella. If you can get chicks to call you horse dick then, the opportunities could be endless!
it says it weighs 7 lbs. 11 oz.
and is 20 1/2" long
.....what else would you call him? Pencil Prick?
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
Most Recent
George The Man It's all right ladies, no need to hide it. Nothing ...
11.25.2009
I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
Goofball Facts
Armadillos have four babies at a time, always all the same sex. They are perfect quadruplets, the fertilized cell split into quarters, resulting in four identical armadillos.
