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How To Get A Woman To Save Money

By: DragonEyzePublished: 11/30/2000
 
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If this was the currency in the US, I'd save a lot more money.

How To Get A Woman To Save Money

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    that (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.16.2003 8:14:24 PM EST)

    sucks....

    i'd get change (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.30.2000 0:44:56 AM EST)

    id get change

    with bills like that (0 replies)
    started by RedDwarfe
    (12.07.2000 3:20:46 PM EST)

    id probly spend more to get rid of it

    Im not as think, as you drunk i am!

    canadians (0 replies)
    started by jpietig
    (12.04.2000 2:49:21 AM EST)

    stupid fuckers.

    Where am I?

    um... (0 replies)
    started by StreetImperial
    (12.02.2000 3:28:56 AM EST)

    It'd be cool to have jimmy hendrix on the 5 dollar bill

    I Try Doin' Good But good'z not too good for me... It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up.

    I'd like to see (0 replies)
    started by Sleepwalker2000
    (11.30.2000 11:16:45 AM EST)

    The BACK of the "Bill" too. tee-hee

    Sleepwalker2000

    Why must you desecrate our money? (0 replies)
    started by lemonmerchant
    (11.30.2000 9:17:36 AM EST)

    Im glad our twenty dollar bills dont look like this.

    I NEED... (0 replies)
    started by MissPK
    (11.30.2000 8:22:54 AM EST)

    To get my hands on some of that money, cha-ching!

    *wink,giggle,blush*

    Poor guy (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.30.2000 5:27:04 AM EST)

    I'd need a lot more than just 2 hands to cover mine.

    One out of 50 blind women agree, "TJ is world sexy man!"

    GAY (0 replies)
    started by yusaku999
    (11.30.2000 4:07:56 AM EST)

    That is sick. If that were money, then I wouldn't want to save it. That's just what we need. A naked man on our money.

    I wish soo much that I could kill all gays. I want to rip their throats out. I want to burn them. I want to cut them up. I want to shoot them. I want to beat them to death.

    I HATE GAYS!!!

    You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

    Play money (3 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (11.30.2000 0:32:59 AM EST)

    Hey PK!

    If this was me, you'd wanna roll around with me.... wouldn't ya? 8)

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    YOU SHOULD (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (11.30.2000 0:09:30 AM EST)

    SEE THE OTHER PROTOTYPE WITH THE CUTE CHICK ON IT

    hmm (0 replies)
    started by brucewolcott
    (11.30.2000 0:08:36 AM EST)

    you and me both!!!!

    thumbs up :Þ

    number one (0 replies)  
    started by cci1
    (11.30.2000 0:03:59 AM EST)

    i'm one

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