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Lost Dog
By: Anonymous
Published: 06/05/2000
This guy lost both his bitches...I hope he gets his dog back.
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lmfao
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started by
bigjohn2
(08.12.2003 9:21:00 PM EST)
thats cool
Yep
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started by
BillyJoel
(06.14.2000 2:52:02 AM EST)
I hope your dog got hit by an eighteen wheeler and torn into fourteen pieces. So sorry about your luck
my name is dweezel I'm the man!!!!
Any Questions ????????
me
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started by
WERT
(06.06.2000 5:18:40 PM EST)
This sucks I cant get on the uncencored goddammit
I know who that Bitch is....hehe
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started by
ronnnor
(06.06.2000 0:03:14 AM EST)
That is my Bosses Mother Inlaw......... He originally had her on uglypeople.com
Whats this life for?
I know who that Bitch is....hehe
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started by
ronnnor
(06.06.2000 0:00:46 AM EST)
That is my Bosses Mother Inlaw......... He originally had her on uglypeople.com
uhhhh fourth?
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started by
Spookachu
(06.05.2000 3:34:13 PM EST)
oh yeah, big number 4 today!
Third!
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started by
misha86
(06.05.2000 3:01:15 PM EST)
I'm third! I'm third! I feel so honored! I'd like to thank all my freinds, and family and...
Hint Around
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.05.2000 12:35:43 PM EST)
I can take a hint, i just choose not to!
FIRST!!
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started by
BUGGY
(06.05.2000 0:45:04 AM EST)
hahahah im first finaly. id rather be first in a porn one but what hte hell ill take what i can get
Lata
BUGGY
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