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Elian, The Movie
By: Anonymous
Published: 06/30/2000
A new release from the Cuban Motion Picture Association... Can't wait for the sequel, Elian II - Life With Castro.
Goddammit!!!
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started by
spankboy
(07.10.2000 8:19:24 AM EST)
Fuck Elian Fuck Cuba Fuck Castro Fuck Janet Reno Fuck Clinton Fuck Communism and FUCK YOU!!!
...and now, I shall masturbate.
elian
(0 replies)
started by
ANGELBABY1314
(07.05.2000 4:58:38 PM EST)
i think that hi mom brought him her for a reason and she was willing to give him a life in miami so he should stay his mom probally thought somthing was wrong in cuba and brought him here
WHATEVER, BYE
stupid
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started by
basketballjones44
(07.02.2000 9:46:36 PM EST)
who gives if elian lives in cuba or the U.S. i mean he sould live with his dad...
hi bye
LMAO
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(07.01.2000 3:55:34 PM EST)
We should have made Janet Reno go with the little tyke.....hmmmmmmm....come to think of it, Maybe Fidel could use one of those cuban cigars for some "Monica" fun and games! NOTE TO CASTRO: Call sweet William and get expert advice.
Sick of that little cuban fuck
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started by
auraboy
(07.01.2000 0:45:37 AM EST)
Finally, the little bastard is back in Cuba where he belongs. I am sooooo sick and tired of hearing about that stupid little kid....now why don't the U.S. start worrying about our own people instead of Cuba's??? All these people were like, "Don't make him go, we know what it's like!!" Shut the fuck up people.
Tired
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started by
showboat
(07.01.2000 0:27:07 AM EST)
I am glad the little shit has gone back home since Miami is deeper in the red from spending my fucking money
NudistLover
HEY
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.30.2000 4:00:41 PM EST)
This communism thing sure sounds like a good idea. Why doesn't the U.S. try communism for a while? What could it hurt?
Oh well
(0 replies)
started by
ffokcuf
(06.30.2000 1:20:28 PM EST)
I hope this is the last I hear of this. I just can not believe how much time and money people have wasted on this.
AWSOME!!
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started by
pimpdaddy
(06.30.2000 6:41:32 AM EST)
really Awsome!
THE MUSHROOM THEORY
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started by
NudeForSatan
(06.30.2000 2:32:02 AM EST)
At least with Communism you know who your oppressors are. With Capitalism your oppressors are more subtle. Democracy is merely a refined form of corruption whereby, whoever you vote for government wins!
oh my god
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started by
XXX69
(06.30.2000 0:03:55 AM EST)
hahahahahahahahahahaha
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