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New York's Finest

By: kimrodPublished: 07/30/2000
 
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Commissioners office reports that crime is down 100% at this Duncan Donuts, while DD reports profits are up 250%. Go figure!

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.13.2003 8:36:32 PM EST)

    wander why

    free donuts for cops = no profits (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (07.31.2000 11:07:59 AM EST)

    I have nothing useful to add to this joke but I will join everyone else here who post meaningless messages and clog the bandwidth of the Internet. Thank you.

    2 Gays and 2 Lesbians (1 reply)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (07.30.2000 12:24:28 PM EST)

    2 gays and 2 lesbians were taking a trip to florida, they both leave at 8:00 am. Who gets there first?
    The Lesbians because the lesbians are doing 69 on the highway while the gays are home packing shit

    If that's a cop hangout..... (0 replies)
    started by burlingtony
    (07.30.2000 9:55:56 AM EST)

    Their profits would be down because cops are used to getting things for nothing. But anyway......

    Anyone who trys to rob DD is going to find himself with a hole in the middle.

    How do cops like their groupies and their donuts ?
    A: Filled with cream.

    Why do all cops have new cars ?
    A: Because they come with a big donut in the trunk.

    that is so old (0 replies)
    started by scruloose
    (07.30.2000 6:22:39 AM EST)

    its not even funny anymore

    D.A.R.E. (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (07.30.2000 0:43:41 AM EST)

    ...to keep cops off donuts!



    Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynocologists.

    FIRST AGAIN! (2 replies)  
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (07.30.2000 0:05:56 AM EST)

    I'M BETTER THEN YOU ARE! KISS MY ASS LOSERS!

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