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How Not to Wash An Airplane!

By: tiger13girlPublished: 07/18/2000
 
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These two corporate jets were covered in suds, after a worker forgot to turn off the washer. Actually they could probably play it off as a cloud simluator.

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    damn (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.13.2003 8:48:13 PM EST)

    thats crazy

    alaska air? (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (07.19.2000 9:38:38 PM EST)

    yeah right try to live the clean life and see what you get

    Dry ice (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (07.19.2000 6:25:39 PM EST)

    Thats right this picture was brought to use by the use of the dry ice machine

    Lawerance Welk revisited. (0 replies)
    started by garbagetime
    (07.18.2000 12:54:32 PM EST)

    "Turn off the bubble machine...TURN OFF THE BUBBLE MACHINE!!!!"

    wow (0 replies)
    started by bat
    (07.18.2000 8:13:42 AM EST)

    what a mess, if thats for real what about the engines.

    Love your country,Question your government.

    um... (2 replies)
    started by oxbrain
    (07.18.2000 2:52:26 AM EST)

    this is too obviously a fake, they ue pressure washers to clean jets, it wouldn't be making suds, and even if it did, it would take weeks for a hanger to fill up that much.

    and I'm not completely sure, but I don't think you could stack suds that high anyway.

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    right (0 replies)
    started by dragonlink007
    (07.18.2000 0:13:05 AM EST)

    it does look like a cloud

    first again? (0 replies)  
    started by whittgto
    (07.18.2000 0:07:26 AM EST)

    o

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