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Don't Fall Asleep

By: AnonymousPublished: 07/26/2000
 
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Nothing like using the Internet to embarrass the crap out of your friend.

Don't Fall Asleep

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    ok (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.13.2003 8:41:25 PM EST)

    this is stupid too.

    who is that (0 replies)
    started by jg307
    (07.28.2000 7:08:26 PM EST)

    hey who ever posted that pic, if you know who the guy is let me know. it looks like an old friend.

    this is .... (0 replies)
    started by bat
    (07.27.2000 8:11:59 AM EST)

    getting pretty lame.

    Love your country,Question your government.

    FUCKING AMATEURS! (0 replies)
    started by NudeForSatan
    (07.27.2000 6:47:14 AM EST)

    How fucking tragic can you get!............the scrubber got pissed on lite beer.

    Fucking amateurs!

    ok (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (07.26.2000 11:43:55 PM EST)

    this is such a funny pic ....... ya ok!!!!??? try another who ever put this on!!!!??

    This is funnnnnnnnnny (0 replies)
    started by Claudia
    (07.26.2000 7:05:18 PM EST)

    because?

    I want to open a bar, call it "Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear"

    what the hell (0 replies)
    started by tweeter
    (07.26.2000 10:21:59 AM EST)

    who ever took this picture really needs some lessons, he needs some ducktape and super glue to glue some coins to his eye brows and maybe a remote to his hand now that would be a good picture!

    Gore (0 replies)
    started by burlingtony
    (07.26.2000 4:43:48 AM EST)

    I think that's a young Al Gore during a youthful indiscretion.

    First (0 replies)
    started by bjshadow
    (07.26.2000 0:58:11 AM EST)

    To vote that is...

    Ride the Log Ride: Line starts here <----------

    Blasted (0 replies)  
    started by Hellraiser
    (07.26.2000 0:11:48 AM EST)

    Man, thats nothin'. I've got way better pics of people passed out drunk then that. I mean, come on... I don't see duct tape on that guy anywhere?

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