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"We're expediting the administrative appeals process, so that disputes over projects are resolved quickly. In other words, not everybody agrees with thinning, there will objections. But we want those objections to be heard, of courseevery citizen needs to hear a voice." Bush, hearing voices in Summerhaven, Ariz. Source: The White House, "President Bush Promotes Healthy Forests in Arizona," Aug. 11, 2003
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"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is nherently of no value to us." Western Union internal memo, 1876
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#186 A female kangaroo is called a flyer.
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was in church with a tee-shirt on that said "WHO FARTED?"
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Q. How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone? A. They both look out their window and see Rubble.
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priceless pics
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JayyJayy72
(12.14.2000 11:36:27 PM EST)
Does anyone have the web address for priceless pics. if so email me
or send pics.
JayyJayy72@aol.com
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Who knows...
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assmasternumber1
(10.02.2000 2:07:11 AM EST)
That might be in West Va, and that might be his sister!!!FUCK YOU!!! No, not you, YOU! No, no, no, not you... all right, FUCKIT!!! FUCK YOU ALL!!!
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not sleeping
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swimmin00
(09.07.2000 6:30:23 PM EST)
she isn't asleep, she's lookin' at his hand and her hand is up on his shoulder...though she does look pretty damn wasted
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Maybe
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oliveoyl0902
(08.24.2000 0:40:41 AM EST)
He's just looking for his class ring.I love Popeye's Sweet Pea
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Maybe
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started by
oliveoyl0902
(08.24.2000 0:39:12 AM EST)
He's just looking for his class ring.I love Popeye's Sweet Pea
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whatever
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bigfoote
(08.21.2000 7:21:25 PM EST)
lucky bastard
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Angry Brother
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mitch079
(08.21.2000 12:59:57 PM EST)
And if that was my sister, I'd take his hand, stick it up his ass, take my hand, reach down his throat, find his hand, and pull with all my might.
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what a punk bitch
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wookieman40
(08.21.2000 12:20:52 PM EST)
If I ever saw this piece of shit doing that to some past out chick I'd smash that shit eater's head clean off that pathetic scrawny little body of his. No better yet I'd probably slip him a couple of roofies and shove that little meat hook of his right up his ass!!!!!shocka free walker live long and perspire
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What?
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krash865
(08.19.2000 9:14:41 PM EST)
i wonder what he is touching
GOODBYE
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What a loser
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hardball
(08.19.2000 10:13:12 AM EST)
What a fucking loser this asshole is if I seen him or any guy do that shit to a girl that was pastout I beat that mother fucker so bad his own parents wouldn't know him then I'd do it again.I hope someone that knows this faggot loser and puts a bullet through his headGun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.
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You sure that's a girl ?
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burlingtony
(08.19.2000 5:57:04 AM EST)
Looks like Elvis' daughter. And she don't like men. That's why she married M.J.Avoid socialism at all costs.
Self reliance--self respect--and self preservation. The government which rules least---rules best.
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dont trip
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dviousteazer
(08.19.2000 1:35:22 AM EST)
this is gay c'mon the gurl is wasted she aint moanin , and the dude is like uhhhhh i guess this is how i do it SO VERY COOL
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damn right
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deeznutz
(08.19.2000 0:52:25 AM EST)
you can tell that guy is fucked updeeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!
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just .....
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bat
(08.19.2000 0:46:32 AM EST)
like sweet cherry pie!Love your country,Question your government.
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wait a minute
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started by
JSkills
(08.19.2000 0:18:31 AM EST)
Water costs $8 a bottle in clubs in NYC.
JSkills
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