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Yo Mama ...
has is so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.
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Q: How do you change a dishwasher into a snowblower? A: Give her a shovel!
"They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more.
And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"
Takes a stupid bitch.....
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JesusChrist
(08.29.2000 10:10:25 PM EST)
To put some stupid bitbhlike shit like this up here. Sure....Like we don't have to look at enough lame shit. And fuck you all.
How many of you died a virgin?
Now that's indulgence!
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started by
NakedCanuck
(08.29.2000 4:05:53 PM EST)
But that's a lot of effort to keep your mistress a secret from your wife....
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
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Mynok5
(08.29.2000 0:11:12 AM EST)
creppy
my 80 year old husband is shaving his balls...What can I do?
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