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Can I At Least Finish My Beer?

By: dicato1Published: 08/30/2000
 
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He's going to need it to deal with the night he'll be spending in jail.

Is there an award for "dumbest person on the planet"?

Can I At Least Finish My Beer?

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    no its real (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.13.2003 9:13:50 PM EST)

    I saw this on the worlds most stupid criminals...

    it is fake (0 replies)
    started by bdowns
    (09.02.2000 11:49:04 AM EST)

    that car/scene is from the OJ chase and someone inserted the picture of the guy drinking....

    ahhhh!!! (0 replies)
    started by rattail1102
    (08.31.2000 1:57:36 AM EST)

    This bud's for me!

    yes (0 replies)
    started by rook30505
    (08.30.2000 5:18:20 PM EST)

    at least his priorities are in order

    Spank my ass!

    thats (0 replies)
    started by Babybitch
    (08.30.2000 2:12:50 PM EST)

    thats my kind of man hahahahahaha

    Actually not that dumb (0 replies)
    started by toby
    (08.30.2000 1:01:14 PM EST)

    This way if the cop watches him drink the beer he can say his blood alchol level increased after he drank the beer and he was not driving.

    um... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (08.30.2000 12:30:07 PM EST)

    it looks fake.

    Well... (0 replies)
    started by GFish
    (08.30.2000 11:42:06 AM EST)

    There is an award for the dumbest person on the planet: The Darwin Award.

    Oh, but he's way too smart for that officer... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (08.30.2000 10:41:44 AM EST)

    ...he swallowed his underwear before he stopped!

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    stupid cop (0 replies)
    started by bat
    (08.30.2000 8:10:34 AM EST)

    wouldn't one think that this would be the prime oportunity to jump his hillbilly drunk ass, or just shoot him in the knee caps

    Love your country,Question your government.

    seen it (0 replies)
    started by naestyoh
    (08.30.2000 4:29:20 AM EST)

    Saw it on www.mulletsgalore.com about 6 months ago....

    +=_-)0(9*8&7^6%5$4

    Are those.... (0 replies)
    started by burlingtony
    (08.30.2000 4:16:07 AM EST)

    Firestone Tires ?????

    Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best. Keep the Pros out of the Olympics.

    Umm.. (0 replies)
    started by AcidInterval
    (08.30.2000 2:47:09 AM EST)

    honest ossifer, i aint drinkin. dats a soda.. *belch*

    Did I just say that out loud?

    LMAO (0 replies)
    started by memnoch
    (08.30.2000 2:11:58 AM EST)

    good one ollie

    That's not beer... (0 replies)
    started by oliverclozoff
    (08.30.2000 0:45:43 AM EST)


    It's SPINACH, and he's about to go fuckin' POPEYE on your ass!



    Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

    Uncle Charlie died that day... (0 replies)  
    started by Thunderpants
    (08.30.2000 0:05:57 AM EST)

    Darwin award potential?

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