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Q. Did you hear about the Irish guy who took niagra instead of viagra? A. He couldnt stop pissing for a week.
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.06.2000 11:23:19 PM EST)
I am afraid I will get heartburn!
If your ass
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started by
oliveoyl0902
(10.03.2000 2:59:22 PM EST)
is a Chinese restaurant, I'll have the poo-poo platter.
I have an easier way. I lost 165 lbs of useless, ugly weight. I dumped my boy friend.
With each sunset comes the promise of a new day and maybe a little action between the sheets.
knife and fork please.....
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started by
NudeForSatan
(10.03.2000 11:57:56 AM EST)
Ganghi use to drink his own piss but somehow this is taking it a bit too far. Although I'm sure it'll catch on in Germany and Japan.
Waiter!........there's a fly in my shit!
what about that?
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JohnnyKatoom
(10.01.2000 10:04:17 AM EST)
I thought that, that stuff was only found at stileproject.com? Scat is nasty, like a bad car accident. You just have to look.
eat my own shit...
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started by
SuicideKing
(10.01.2000 1:04:42 AM EST)
so that's how those supermodels stay so thin
"How would life be if the world smoked weed, guaranteed there'd be peace not greed, we're safe as hell, livin' in a cell, legalize the planet, only time will tell..."
stoon sucks
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started by
donut38
(10.01.2000 0:16:36 AM EST)
REGINA RULES
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started by
estoude1
(09.30.2000 11:56:40 PM EST)
Stoopid.
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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