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#2 Animals that lay eggs dont have belly buttons.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
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Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A: Shoot him again.
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damn
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bigjohn2
(08.15.2003 10:51:58 PM EST)
tacos
Hey, lighten up!
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LdEdward
(05.17.2001 3:16:57 PM EST)
Of course it is fake, only my drunken chili can make that happen, but it is still funny as hell...LOL
you could learn alot from a dummy...
Hey
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.06.2000 11:16:36 PM EST)
That looks like my husband!
More fake shit
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started by
Murney7
(10.06.2000 12:55:26 PM EST)
Try and send something original if you are going to send anything
Gee thanks
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zyxwv
(10.03.2000 12:17:31 PM EST)
BOBLC. For a minute there, I thought this guy really had fire shooting out of his backside. Thanks for clearing that up.
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
explainable
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boblc
(10.03.2000 8:04:31 AM EST)
The guy is standing on a off-shore oil platform, the flame is just natural gas, which for some reason of another, those platforms always want to burn. Don't ask me why, for I got no clue.
What the fuck??
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mizike
(10.03.2000 1:47:49 AM EST)
What a waste of energy to click on this stupid ass image.
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staring at the world and wondering why...
it looks
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donut38
(10.03.2000 0:14:56 AM EST)
like my 4 alarm chile to me
First
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estoude1
(10.02.2000 11:56:42 PM EST)
Probably fake
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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