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What's In A Name?

By: MissPKPublished: 10/14/2000
 
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Wouldn't you have changed your name? I wonder if this person was related to "oldfart"?

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    damn (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.15.2003 10:42:05 PM EST)

    I feel sorry for them

    Thats drawing the line (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.05.2000 11:25:45 PM EST)

    HOW FUCKING DIRESPECTFUL,HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF THAT WAS SOMEONE YOU LOVED AND CARED ABOUT.TOMBSTONES SHOULD BE KEPT IN THE GRAVEYARD IN PEACE.THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WITH FUNKY NAMES BUT THIS BULLSHIT WITH THE TOMBSTONE DRAWS THE LINE.

    Miss PK (0 replies)
    started by PUCKHED
    (10.16.2000 11:33:13 AM EST)

    What nice animated rack you have !
    Ha Ha....
    Nice joke too...
    Puckhed

    Hockey is Life !!!!

    How RUDE! (0 replies)
    started by Adrianascourt
    (10.15.2000 4:54:06 PM EST)

    That's so disrespectful to put someone's grave stone on the net just b/c some losers find it appealing and "FUNNY". What a funny joke....... have some respect, fuck!

    Tombstone (0 replies)
    started by DaveMan
    (10.15.2000 2:05:57 PM EST)

    What a find!!! If you wouldn't change your name, you'd have to at least use an alias!

    Ah... (0 replies)
    started by oxbrain
    (10.15.2000 2:31:23 AM EST)

    A proud American name.



    oh and hoops, I don't think they really care that someone took a picture of their headstone...

    "They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more. And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"

    Why? (0 replies)
    started by hoops
    (10.14.2000 1:35:00 PM EST)

    Thats completely fucked up, why disrespect someones grave like that?

    Hey Everyone! (3 replies)
    started by MissPK
    (10.14.2000 10:17:27 AM EST)

    Great post huh?! LOL :-)

    *wink,giggle,blush*

    kill me (0 replies)
    started by forsakenchild
    (10.14.2000 1:49:36 AM EST)

    Suicide is the razors edge inbetween pleasure and pain.

    old (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.14.2000 1:33:55 AM EST)

    already seen it!!!!

    I wonder... (0 replies)
    started by oliverclozoff
    (10.14.2000 1:12:40 AM EST)


    ...what do you think they died of.



    Take time to stop and smell the panties.

    I wonder... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.14.2000 0:47:43 AM EST)

    If he comited suicide or something like that...

    stupid (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.14.2000 0:28:09 AM EST)

    that was some really gay shit

    HE COULDN`T (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (10.14.2000 0:11:03 AM EST)

    THINK OF A BETTER NAME BECAUSE HE WAS A DUMFART

    First (0 replies)  
    started by estoude1
    (10.14.2000 0:00:52 AM EST)

    Yep! I would've.


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