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lmfao
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bigjohn2
(08.16.2003 8:38:55 PM EST)
thats great
FUNNY??
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.28.2000 8:02:47 PM EST)
THAT WAS SO FUNNY....NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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luvly1
(11.14.2000 6:27:44 PM EST)
Yep,... But I still like my vitamin V...valium!
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ha
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.14.2000 1:37:45 PM EST)
that was so funny,not.
ha ha
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brucewolcott
(11.14.2000 10:05:28 AM EST)
kind of looks like we r going to wash our clothes with a box of wheaties...or r we going to eat a box of soap detergent??? bewildered i guess>>>
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estoude1
(11.14.2000 0:04:42 AM EST)
Sorry, cute does not equal knee-slapping.
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